After three months at sea, two men landed in Hawaii on a raft made out of plastic bottles.  And by booking their travel with Orbitz, they saved ten bucks!

Michael Phelps was seen chatting it up with Tiger Woods at a Manhattan party.  Party guests said the event was a celebration of sports excellence not because they were there, but because the Yankees weren't. 

Dell introduced new computers specifically marketed to Chinese consumers.  Basically it's a normal computer, but it comes with a man who arrests anyone trying to access the internet.

Historians will digitally scan the Dead Sea Scrolls to put on the Internet.  And to avoid a writer's strike, they'll set up a residual deal with Larry King. 

Jennifer Aniston was seen dining with Woody Allen.  So take that, John Mayer!

Cyprus has opened a beach catered exclusively to dogs.  It looks just like a normal beach in Italy.

At the Democratic convention, Michelle Obama declared that she loves this country.  Then Bill Clinton said the same thing about his wife, only he left out the "ry" sound at the end. 

Jack Osbourne said his dad Ozzy is not an idiot.  But he did admit that Kelly had to get those genes from somebody. 

Studies show that cows know which way is north.  Making cows the only species in America that doesn't ignore Canada.

Fay has been reduced to a tropical depression.  Experts figured it was depressed because it's been in Florida for over a week now.