Sarah Palin in her address to the Republican Convention last night described herself as an average "hockey mom."  So why then didn't she do a better job educating  her daughter on "keeping players out of the crease." 

Sarah Palin in her address to the Republican Convention last night described herself as an average "hockey mom."  So why then didn't she do a better job educating  her daughter on "keeping players out of the crease." 

"She said she had not enjoyed it. Isn't that amazing? Something like 100 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only people who don't seem to enjoy it are running for office."

Jay Leno

"Vice-President nominee Sarah Palin, a former sportscaster, shows off her stellar play-by-play skills in this 1988 video. Watch how Sara illustrates her strong, opinionated remarks when she advises then-Los Angeles Dodgers baseball manager Tommy Lasorda to learn how to relax. Maybe Bob Costas should become Secretary of Defense?"

Alaska governor Sarah Palin (the vice president nomination) reveals her history in this exclusive footage of her accepting the republican committee's nomination to be interim vice president (until McCain's heart gives out).

McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said "This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas."

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's husband has refused to testify in the investigation of his wife's alleged abuse of power.   I bet the self-described "hockey mom" threatened to keep hubby's stick out of the crease.

Alaska makes Craig an honorary citizen. The Governor of Alaska (now John McCain's 2008 running mate) sends Craig Ferguson a personal video offering honorary citizenship to the host. From June of 2007.

Sarah Palin questioned John McCain's decision to abandon efforts to win Michigan.  Palin, a mother of five children, apparently hates pull outs .   

"John McCain loved Palin's debate performance. Matter of fact, he applauded so much, all the lights in his home kept on going on and off."

David Letterman

After her performance in last night’s debate, Sarah Palin has dropped out of the Vice Presidential race citing financial hardship.  She reportedly has signed lucrative contracts with Anheuser Bush and The National Tourette Syndrome Foundation.