ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday aggressively pushed the story about how Sarah Palin’s teenaged daughter is pregnant….ABC’s David Wright suggested the McCain camp was trying to bury the “skeleton in the closet” by putting the news out as the hurricane hit…

A pregnancy is not a skeleton in the closet. It's a bun in the oven. If it were a Democratic candidate’s daughter, then it would be a skeleton in the closet, since that’s what would be left after the abortion. 

An explosion at a fireworks plant killed 15 people and wounded six others in northern China, state media reported Sunday.

In hindsight, this is where the fake Olympics fireworks display would have paid off.

John Edwards was banned from speaking at the Democratic Convention in light of his extra-marital affair and subsequent lying about it. Bill Clinton spoke in his place.

...singer amy winehouse cancelled a gig in paris this weekend...at first she claimed illness, but the real reason was her contract rider wasnt honored...the promoters failed to remove the brown m&m's from her coke stash. 

ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday aggressively pushed the story about how Sarah Palin’s teenaged daughter is pregnant….ABC’s David Wright suggested the McCain camp was trying to bury the “skeleton in the closet” by putting the news out as the hurricane hit…

A pregnancy is not a skeleton in the closet. It's a bun in the oven. If it were a Democratic candidate’s daughter, then it would be a skeleton in the closet, since that’s what would be left after the abortion. 

Barack Obama spoke in front of  84,000 people last night at Invesco Field  in Denver.   Afterwards, he fed the hungry crowd with five loaves of bread and two fish.  

Former NBA star Charles Barkley will undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of a "Stand Up to Cancer" special being simultaneously aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC. Program producers say, "Not since the State of the Union Address by President George Bush has so much television coverage been devoted to one ass." 

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